Friday, August 29, 2025

The List / Happenings In The Outhouse 29-Aug-2025

As I was thinking about this the other day, I pondered how many stories I had written so far.  I used to compile this list at the end of each year, but, as I can tell, it has been a while.  Here it is:

14 published novels

7 published novellas/novelettes

42 short stories (roughly half are published, while the others are making the rounds in the short story markets)

1 published short story collection

2 published box sets

2 published non-fiction books

What else . . . ?

Many, many works in progress.  I have three completed novels not on the initial list (so 17 completed but only 14 are published): two horror novels and a large epic fantasy novel.

Keep in mind, this seems like an impressive list.  But this has been worked on for several years, decades even.  This didn't happen overnight.

Friday, August 22, 2025

The Business I Am In / Happenings In The Outhouse 22-Aug-2025

This classic scene in the hit show Breaking Bad sums up fairly well my feelings on what kind of business I am building.


No, ladies and gentlemen, I am not in the drug business.  But I am in the entertainment business.  Through my writing, I want to entertain.  That's it.



Friday, August 15, 2025

Lessons Learned From William Kent Krueger / Happenings In The Outhouse 15-Aug-2025

A few weekends ago, I had the exciting opportunity to meet the New York Times bestselling author William Kent Krueger. 

Mr. Krueger had a writer's workshop just before his author's talk, and I even had a chance to chat with him one-on-one for a few minutes afterwards.

There were about a dozen aspiring writers he spoke with at the workshop.  He was very patient, offered great insight into his own writing as well as the publishing business, and took the time to learn where everyone was in their writing journey.

Here are the few lessons he taught us during the workshop:

1) Write every single day.  7 days a week.  Make writing a habit.  If it's something you love to do, this shouldn't be a problem.

2) Every writer's path is different.  Unique.  Just because something worked for one writer, doesn't mean it will work for you.

3) Don't let being a bestseller be your ultimate goal.  Yes, it's good to have a goal, and to push yourself toward it.  But there is a lot to achieving that title, and may not be as glamorous as one may think.

4) Being an indie author is an acceptable path to publication.  The traditional path may be the most difficult path to get published, depending on your ultimate goal.  Do not dismiss it.

During his author talk, he promoted his latest book in the Cork O'Connor mystery series.  Check it out below:


Link to Apostle's Cove on his author's website

Friday, August 8, 2025

Where The Summer Went / Happenings In The Outhouse 08-Aug-2025

Where in the world did the summer go?

Well, it's not done yet.  But, a few weeks ago, when county fairs were going in full swing in our surrounding area, I knew one thing was for certain: summer was gearing down.  School would be starting soon.

For us folks here in northwestern Minnesota, it also means a change in the season is approaching.  In the words of Ned Stark, from George R. R. Martin's great novel Game of Thrones, "Winter is coming."

But not yet . . . 

On a side note: I meant to post this last week, but something came up and I had to write last week's post first.  Check that one out.

Friday, August 1, 2025

Realistic View Of Business / Happenings In The Outhouse 01-Aug-2025

A few days ago, someone on social media (this person calls himself a "6-fig entrepreneur" which means this "entrepreneur" states he makes over $100K a year which is a flat out lie for a variety of reasons) posted this photo below, along with a statement about everyone getting comfortable doing what's easy, rather than what is difficult, and how he has achieved so much:

First, I want to point out how incredibly inaccurate this photo is when compared to reality.  No job, unless you are salaried (and this is for a single year, not over the course of a decade or more), stays completely 100% stagnant month after month.  And even then, there are increases (and other incentives) over the years and decades.  Also, for $2500 a month comes out to $625 a week (given a 4-week month).  Divide that by 40 hours is $15.62 or so an hour.  And so many jobs now offer that as a minimum wage.  Minimum!  When I was in high school, I made a fraction of that an hour for my grocery store job.  And if you wanted to make more money, apply toward a higher paying position or job.  You may have to work two or three jobs to provide for yourself and your family too, or even have a side hustle to bring in some money.  But the top line is highly inaccurate and should be angling upward and to the right.

Second, the bottom half of the photo is equally as inaccurate, if not more.  No business can sustain a growth trajectory of "up and to the right" all the time.  All business goes in cycles, even small businesses.  I work for a multi-billion-dollar company and its sales growth looks like a roller coaster over the months, years, and decades.

I hire a gentleman to mow my lawn.  That is his business.  A side hustle turn full-time gig.  He used to work a full-time job years ago and mowed lawns on the side, but the growth in his business over the years has earned him the freedom to do it full-time.  I can only speculate, but if one was to review his financials and chart it on a graph, he has a HUGE spike in the summer months for cash flow and a much less one during the rest of the year.  Now, this guy also has other side gigs in his business, from snow removal to vehicle detailing, to keep cash flowing during the "off" season, but the bulk of his business is during the summer when he mows lawns.

I am all for thinking positively and motivating yourself to better your life.  Why do you think I get up at the butt crack of dawn and write EVERY SINGLE DAY?  If you were to chart the cash flow for my writing business, it goes in cycles, much like a roller coaster too.  But I'm not going to lie, to call myself a "6-fig author" just to try impress others who don't give a rip about me.  Who am I trying to prove?  No one.  Also, I'm not going to boast about how much money I'm making.  Seriously, it's none of your goddamned business.

When it comes to business and money, keep it to yourself.  Seriously.  Keep.  It.  To.  Yourself.  Celebrate the wins quietly and, if you have to, only with your very closest loved ones.  Again, only if you have to.  Most of the time, I do not.  Whatever you do, don't boast online about what HUGE business you're doing when it's a complete lie.